Sign sealed delivered

July 25, 2008

Actually LICKING envelopes seems so barbaric in this day and age.

Picture This

July 14, 2008

Since when does the Family Channel use the word slut and phrases like “hump and dump”?  Maybe I’m turning into an old… prude, but come on… you’ve got the word FAMILY in your name.

So… Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had a baby girl on Monday and named her… Sunday?  Right, makes perfect sense.

I wonder if it was raining on Sunday.  (If you’re not familiar with Keith Urban, don’t try to figure that one out.)

I actually heard someone use the term “AFRO American” today.  Umm… what decade is this?

NPR is a cult

July 4, 2008

Why does everyone on NPR sound exactly the same… like they’ve been brainwashed?  I’m sure Tom Cruise and the Scientologists are somehow behind it.