The Secret Life of CeeCee Wilkes

I’m going to have to say skip it… for many reasons, including the frequent use of the phrase “made love.”  Seriously, can we eliminate that phrase from the English lanaguage??  It makes my stomach turn… and not in the good kind of way.

 

Left Behind

Speaking of the afterlife and things that are disturbing, I found a link to You’ve been Left Behind via MSNBC’s Clicked.  They charge people a $40 subscription fee to send messages to their “unsaved” loved ones following the rapture*.  I guess you can put a price on anything, folks.

That being said, my mother has no doubt left me a message.

 

*FYI: If you ever checked the Bible for the phrase “the rapture,” you won’t find it.  I’m not saying it concept isn’t biblically sound, because I’m certainly no theological scholar.  I’m just saying, we made up the phrase…

Only in the South

I need to start a new category entilted “Only in the South.”  On my way to the grocery store this morning, I passed a tricked out hearse prominently displaying a Confederate battle flag in the back window.  That gives an entirely new, rather disturbing, meaning to, “The South will rise again.”

One Mississippi

I don’t really understand the whole… Southern-Gothic-Comedy genre, so my latest read left me thinking, “Whaa??”  It was dark, but strangely entertaining.

And for the rcord, I was born in raised in the Heart of Dixie, and I do not pronounce it Mis’sippi.

Glam gloves

Not that I’m into scrubbing, but these glammed up vinyl work gloves are super cute.

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Hannah Miranda

Has anyone else noticed that Miranda Lambert sounds strangely similar to Miley Cyrus??

…Maybe the first question should be, “Am I the only one who knows who Miranda Lambert is?”

I swear I’m human!

It is a real blow to my selfesteem when I can’t figure out those damn anti-bot security codes…

No good deed…

Typical Kelly story: 

I’m temporarily living out in the middle of nowhere and am apparently not cut out for country living.  I was on my way to work this morning when I came upon a turtle in the middle of the world.  Since I hit a bird over the weekend, I figured I could do some pentance by making sure the turtle did not get smooshed.  So I pulled of the road to help the turtle across.  But the car door closed behind me… and locked… with the car running.  So I had to walk to the house to get the spare key.  Then I walked back to the car, but nothing happened when I hit the unlock button.  So I walked BACK to the house again before realizing that you can unlock the door with the key.  What an arcane thought!  So I had to walk back to the car one more time.  Screw karma, next time I’m running over the damn turtle.